About Monii_Harlz : I\'m a kiwi
Part Maori and Aussie
Love my family
Friends
Partying
Having drinks with close mates
Beach-Is my life
I love making new friends
Music and so much more...
Without these things I wouldn\'t be me and that\'s what I like... Don\'t like it deal with it! Cuz this is who I am ;)
There is so much more to life then what you see when your at home! There is so much to see, and so much you can learn throughout everyday... Make the most of everyday! Cause you never know when something is going to end :)
I've fallen in love for the first time to the man I am with now. Sam is the best thing that has happened to me. Been over a year
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Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States
Today, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)
Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML
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On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by sneezeattack (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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