Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Monii_Harlz

Offline (the 10/25/2015 at 2:06pm) | Search for a member

Monii_Harlz

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5505
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Monii_Harlz : SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!

Monii_Harlz's page activity

Visits<b>sky_R03</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:27pm<b>M3DO</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 7:59pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 7:15pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:09pm<b>sanchogrim</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 2:32pm<b>OhSnapItsSkyla</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 8:09am<b>R3G3N</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 1:02am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 11:23am<b>sarah1234489</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 3:47pm<b>Zarniclopsindorf</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 10:19pm<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 8:49am<b>41k312</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 1:38pm<b>mcdekree</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:59am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:14pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:52am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:37pm<b>analbeadlicker</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:41am

Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:01am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:37am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 8:53pm

Monii_Harlz's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of Monii_Harlz's badges

Monii_Harlz's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519172) - you deserved it (51207)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: