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Monii_Harlz
  • Town/Country : Rockingham, Western Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2142
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Monii_Harlz : I\'m a kiwi
Part Maori and Aussie
Love my family
Friends
Partying
Having drinks with close mates
Beach-Is my life
I love making new friends
Music and so much more...

Without these things I wouldn\'t be me and that\'s what I like... Don\'t like it deal with it! Cuz this is who I am ;)

There is so much more to life then what you see when your at home! There is so much to see, and so much you can learn throughout everyday... Make the most of everyday! Cause you never know when something is going to end :)

I've fallen in love for the first time to the man I am with now. Sam is the best thing that has happened to me. Been over a year

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (353046) - you deserved it (66620)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (388977) - you deserved it (29752)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
894 comments

I agree, your life sucks (526927) - you deserved it (37883)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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