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Monii_Harlz
  • Town/Country : Rockingham, Western Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2827
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Monii_Harlz : SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (616837) - you deserved it (413716)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (451619) - you deserved it (32009)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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