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About Monii_Harlz : I\'m a kiwi
Part Maori and Aussie
Love my family
Having drinks with close mates
Beach-Is my life
I love making new friends
Music and so much more...
Without these things I wouldn\'t be me and that\'s what I like... Don\'t like it deal with it! Cuz this is who I am ;)
There is so much more to life then what you see when your at home! There is so much to see, and so much you can learn throughout everyday... Make the most of everyday! Cause you never know when something is going to end :)
I've fallen in love for the first time to the man I am with now. Sam is the best thing that has happened to me. Been over a year
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Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML