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Monii_Harlz

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4599
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Monii_Harlz : SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!

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Monii_Harlz's favorite FMLs

I was watching my cousin shoot at target on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister askd him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smild at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obviou enough. It hurts. FML

#17995977
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (2877)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in my car wit my window down at a rd ligt. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a benc wit er dog sleeping next to er. I yelld out te window to tell er ow cute er dog was. Se replid, "He's dead" and crid. FML

#17639709
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (4298)

On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me looool because I have a ( drinking problem ). She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33241) - you deserved it (5309)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today , this girl who has been stalking me fir almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love fir me with her passion fir cheese!!

#17547922
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33853) - you deserved it (3252)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27909) - you deserved it (3351)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I askd a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took mah money, went into the supermarket, an must have slippd out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8681) - you deserved it (113377)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44576) - you deserved it (2853)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44576) - you deserved it (2853)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend an I had sex, an it was my first time bieng on top. I got so into it thathen I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (9909)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I looool lost mah virginity to the woman of mah dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (11033)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went over to mah grlfriend's house to meet her entre family 4 the frst time!! Trying not to be rude, I ate thier 12-bean an chorizo soup!! Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger!! FML

#17177083
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (4728)

On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today, I Was Sending Boyfriend Dirty Texts To Try And Turn Him On Sohen I See Him The Next Day He Will Want To Get Intimate. Twenty Minutes Later He Texts Back, "ew Stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (16461)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descendd, a roach startd scurrying about around mah feet. I freakd out an startd screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic buttonhen there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML

#17125481
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10536) - you deserved it (38955)

On 07/15/2011 at 6:24pm - work - by Meg - United States (Florida)



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