About Monii_Harlz : I\'m a kiwi
Part Maori and Aussie
Love my family
Friends
Partying
Having drinks with close mates
Beach-Is my life
I love making new friends
Music and so much more...
Without these things I wouldn\'t be me and that\'s what I like... Don\'t like it deal with it! Cuz this is who I am ;)
There is so much more to life then what you see when your at home! There is so much to see, and so much you can learn throughout everyday... Make the most of everyday! Cause you never know when something is going to end :)
I've fallen in love for the first time to the man I am with now. Sam is the best thing that has happened to me. Been over a year
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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)
Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by boopadoop - United States
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by minder97 - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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