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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1254
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML

#18089379
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14321) - you deserved it (23367)

On 10/27/2011 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
187 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
245 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
159 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
115 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

#17979790
147 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (6377)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22436) - you deserved it (2538)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
169 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
100 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
154 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

#17965522
93 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)



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