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Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7330) - you deserved it (24137)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27314) - you deserved it (8673) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
106 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
225 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

#18982251
203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
177 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
164 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
207 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34935) - you deserved it (3227)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States



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