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Moep20
  • Town/Country : Berlin, Germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37995) - you deserved it (5894)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13111) - you deserved it (3252)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5702) - you deserved it (19572)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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