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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
by Originality18 / 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…