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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1881
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

#117948
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45189) - you deserved it (7038)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20200) - you deserved it (4394)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8630) - you deserved it (31282)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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