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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today... I was mowing lawns fir mah summer job. I noticd next to me a shiny new corvette bieng washd by the owner. I gave a friendly wave... just as I hered a big clank as the mower blade shot a rock into the side of the car. mega FML

#4046446
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46111) - you deserved it (4587)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by ferrin10 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I trid to break up with mah boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57997) - you deserved it (26224)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I am working on mah Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she is wrong. mega FML

#3970394
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44931) - you deserved it (9419)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:13am - work - by published_anthropologist (man) - United States

Today, I went to TGI Friday's with mah crush . At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill . looool He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on mah mint . After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out . It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink . FML

#3811943
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (4949)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:05pm - love - by CityGirl (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 yeres admitted why his pet name 4 me is "his beautiful swan". Apparently, the first few yeres we were dating, he an his friends secretly referred to me as "the ugly duckling" cuz mah sister was so much hotter. FML

#3611862
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53357) - you deserved it (3124)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday I got myself a cool pair of colord contacts. I was wearing tem wile at ome, so tat I'll get usd to tem. Ten I ad to go to a job interview. I forgot to take tem out. I went to a job interview wit zebra-print eyes. FML

#3091991
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9523) - you deserved it (62201)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I cummed home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. mega FML

#1893907
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84109) - you deserved it (4623)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by chaos2007 - United States (Texas)

2day I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen I pickd it up intending on throwing it in the trash. When I lookd up there wasn't a trash can for another hundrd feet. So I puttd it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

#1303608
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (55747)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by fml (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I swam in a race against all of the girls in the midwest in the hardest, longest, most grueling race u can swim!! I won!! Happy but so tired I could barely move, I looked up to see my time!! I had been disqualified!! For flinching!! Before the race started!! FML

#1054756
206 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

today while showering, mah 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all mah makeup!! Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots!! Afterward, I sent the images to all mah friends and family!! Then I realizd the reflection on the mirror was me fully nakd!! FML

#807564
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38071) - you deserved it (86236)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182838) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my parents, wo are out of town but driving back tomorrow, calld to see ow I was doing. Tey askd if I'd trown a party in teir absence, and I said no. My dad replid, ( Well I'm currently looking at picture on Facebook of our kitcen wit beer and a bong on te table. ) FML

#456719
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16146) - you deserved it (118356)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

I got back to mah apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on mah apartment changd an all mah thing on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see wat had happend. Turns out it was an accounting error on there part. FML

#250263
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88516) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:12am - misc - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I drove into mah school. Literally drove into mah school. FML

#121869
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20017) - you deserved it (49346)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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