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MmissyT
  • Town/Country : Sacramento, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2150
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MmissyT : Hey, I'm a 15 year old and I love music and stuff(: Yup yup, kay bye(:

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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
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I agree, your life sucks (64062) - you deserved it (16518)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

#125499
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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