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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3362
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MmissyT : Hey, I'm a 15 year old and I love music and stuff(: Yup yup, kay bye(:

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2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83473) - you deserved it (14239)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating lunch with my wife. We were having a nice time when a man came up to me. He said, "Hey! Bill how are you?" I wasn't really sure, so bieng polite I said, "I'm sorry, I can't remember your name." He frowned and walked away. It was my company's Chairman of the Board.

#2792328
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17265) - you deserved it (49139)

On 06/11/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by silly_billy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly an it was getting on mah nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of mah department. I'm still on probation. FML

#2560630
131 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by whatzthehell (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218929) - you deserved it (23807)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting a national park and went fir a swim. Afterwards, I needd to change cloths but the bathrooms were closd. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was nakd, I hered hooves looool and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd strippd by a horse trail. FML

#1973395
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33773) - you deserved it (17254)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:11am - animals - by FishStampede - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got yur bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. looool Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

#1490336
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14813) - you deserved it (94124)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today trying to make mah 6 year old daughter to laugh I drew a picture of a butt a puff of air coming out and the word "toot". My daughter thought it extremely funny. Later hen she was talking with mah extremely judgmental mother-in-law I heard her say "daddy taught me how to draw butts." FML

#1453459
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (47281)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90519) - you deserved it (3953)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to putted his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171390) - you deserved it (34258)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

#617200
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135169) - you deserved it (11989)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:09am - intimacy - by lollipopp56 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73901) - you deserved it (28962)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131151) - you deserved it (37889)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136185) - you deserved it (20311)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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