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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3361
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MmissyT : Hey, I'm a 15 year old and I love music and stuff(: Yup yup, kay bye(:

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Today, I received a letter saying tat I was accepted into university an tat I qualified 4 a number of scolarsips. Too bad an equivalent sum of money will be spent fixing te car I it, after spinning out on ice, wilst driving ome from said university. FML

#7413035
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23215) - you deserved it (4411)

On 01/18/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by trooper93 (man) - Canada

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86842) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got first looool tip . It was a Mentos . FML

#6861005
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (5308)

On 12/21/2009 at 4:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, math TA showd the class how one of her ( dumb ) students answerd a test question. Everyone laughd as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I lookd down at answer sheet an saw that I submittd an identical answer. FML

#6693694
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8495) - you deserved it (25196)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14988) - you deserved it (40071)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly... he turned to me and said very loudly... ( I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS! ) I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds fir a hereing aid. FML

#5150638
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37269) - you deserved it (4051)

On 09/09/2009 at 4:16pm - health - by Missy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I applied for a passport!! I was told the first set of photo I took were unusable because my face..!! particularly my chin..!! didn't fit inside the designated area for your face in the picture!! My chin did fit in the frame..!! my double chin however..!! did not!! FML

#5146235
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15499) - you deserved it (39789)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML

#5035637
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49750) - you deserved it (3200)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53593) - you deserved it (3363)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a completely drunk grl walked across te bar and punced me in te face because I was wereing te same dress as er, and er boyfriend said it looked better on me. Wile I was screaming at er fir being a stupid bitc, se puked all over me, wiped er mout and lauged before se passed out. FML

#4661982
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62534) - you deserved it (4335)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76176) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I DECIDD TO DRESS UP A LITTLE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR. I PUTTD ON A NICE SHRT, SOME LEGGINGS AN HEELS. WHEN I WALKD OUT THE DOOR MAH DAD SAID THAT I LOOKD LYK A WHORE. WHEN I GOT TO MAH BOYFRIENDS HOUSE I TOLD HIM WHAT MAH DAD HAD SAID AN HE REPLID ( I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM. ) MEGA FML

#3953472
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14164) - you deserved it (58392)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, AT SCOOL I WAS SITTING WIT A FRIEND OUTSIDE, TALKING ABOUT IRREGULAR PERIOD AN UNSAVEN LEGS. TEN MINUTE INTO TE CONVERSATION, A TEACER STICK ER EAD OUT TE WINDOW ABOVE US AN TELLS US TO LEAVE. WE WERE DISTRACTING A CLASSROOM WO WERE TRYING TO FINIS A TEST.

#3415311
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35274) - you deserved it (20620)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

#3232657
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86913) - you deserved it (19896)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)



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