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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2719
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MmissyT : Hey, I'm a 15 year old and I love music and stuff(: Yup yup, kay bye(:

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Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7209) - you deserved it (35776)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

#12842003
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22265) - you deserved it (7996)

On 08/31/2010 at 6:33pm - misc - by nemi (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

#12838070
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24614) - you deserved it (8941)

On 08/31/2010 at 12:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

#12792587
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24710) - you deserved it (5487)

On 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm - work - by Flippy - United States (Washington)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (22865)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant, I decided to reinspect the bite. I found ten more which itch and burn. My parents' new nickname for me is "Firebutt". FML

#12786559
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (3556)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. After I left his house, I realized that my cell phone had fallen out of my pocket and onto his couch, where I had forgotten it. FML

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

#12781273
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14701) - you deserved it (36855)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (34167)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were role playing when her mum walked past the slightly open door, saw me, and chased me out of the house for stealing her baby's innocence. I was only wearing a red speedo. FML

#12775979
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12113) - you deserved it (33408)

On 08/27/2010 at 7:16pm - intimacy - by yeah - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at a restaurant, I was joking around trying to make my friend laugh by pretending to be a ninja. I did this by putting my napkin in front of my face. I happened to look over at another table and saw that a lady wearing a burqa was giving me the most evil glare I have ever seen in my life. FML

#12768878
47 comments

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML

#12767492
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/27/2010 at 2:49am - work - by atetoeate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

#12757529
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33332) - you deserved it (14150)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13795) - you deserved it (49608)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

#12748715
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28997) - you deserved it (8239)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States



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