About Mitch_Connor : Life sucks, which is why I need FML to remind me that some have it even worse.
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by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 12:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
by kawood / 03/30/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
by JC / 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
by ohno / 03/25/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
by purple / 03/24/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 12:46am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy