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Life sucks, which is why I need FML to remind me that some have it even worse.
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Mitch_connor's favorite FMLs

Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

By MistressSuzuka - / Friday 21 September 2012 00:05 / United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was excited to get my first writing assignment since starting law school. I found out that I have to write a paper defending free speech. This wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to defend the Westboro Baptist Church and if I weren't a former Marine. FML

By LawStudent - / Wednesday 19 September 2012 14:54 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

By ClaireBear150 - / Thursday 20 September 2012 03:09 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

By GMD - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:20 / United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

By identitychangeplease / Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:41 / Sweden - Nyn?shamn