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by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 3:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by anon / 12/21/2013 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Love
by hot_friend / 12/19/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Love
by Rob / 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm / Egypt / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML
by wth? / 12/13/2013 at 10:10am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open… Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because… Today, my hubby and I decided to spice up our sex life and went to an adult toy store. We know too…