Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 01/02/2016 at 3:31pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MistyPTV : I'm sadly named after a house boat and not Misty from Pokemon.

MistyPTV's page activity

Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:11pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 3:52pm<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:02pm<b>jonelle0</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 9:15pm<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 10:39pm<b>aa1717</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 12:36am<b>Vearix</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 9:11pm<b>COSCO</b> - the 07/14/2013 at 12:58am<b>AMonica</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 2:39pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 07/06/2013 at 2:56pm<b>Perny</b> - the 06/20/2013 at 4:14pm<b>Pleonasm</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 6:17pm<b>lilhellian</b> - the 04/04/2013 at 3:33am<b>cosmicbrownies</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 10:56pm<b>Shrouds</b> - the 01/30/2013 at 1:01am

MistyPTV's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of MistyPTV's badges

MistyPTV's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57643) - you deserved it (8372)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50419) - you deserved it (5971)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49916) - you deserved it (18195)

On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (48471)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:38am - misc - by RickTheBoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81729) - you deserved it (4069)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50836) - you deserved it (6743)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: