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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 473
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MisterWiggles : Eh... High School Student of 14 years.

...Anime Fan

...Gamer- XBL: GAMERTAG: XMRWIGGLEZX

...Bored...

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Visits<b>BAD_LIL_MISSY</b> - the 08/16/2010 at 4:38pm

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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I agree, your life sucks (119486) - you deserved it (73971)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129676) - you deserved it (14565)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

#709735
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105635) - you deserved it (7806)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
998 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71072) - you deserved it (739748)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (113147)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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