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MisterWiggles
  • Town/Country : Chi-Town, Unfortunately, Not Japan...
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MisterWiggles : Eh... High School Student of 14 years.

...Anime Fan

...Gamer- XBL: GAMERTAG: XMRWIGGLEZX

...Bored...

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (85953) - you deserved it (50908)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167986) - you deserved it (51071)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (100983) - you deserved it (9676)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

#709735 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (87831) - you deserved it (5532)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178 (978)

I agree, your life sucks (42641) - you deserved it (500381)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (12698) - you deserved it (84783)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, (I am a Inventory Manager at a retail store in a mall) I let a subordinate bring in his softair handgun. Hours of shooting anything and everything went by, I thought It would be a great idea to get a co-worker to shoot my eye with my glasses on. 860$ in debt waiting for my new glasses. FML

#1267 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (1527) - you deserved it (26149)

On 01/15/2009 at 2:50pm - work - by zipperhead - United States (California)