MisterDoctor

Search for a member

MisterDoctor

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9132
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MisterDoctor : I'm no real doctor, but seeing as how this is the Internet, I'll give it a try.

MisterDoctor's page activity

Visits<b>CamBamShamDaMan</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 10:14am<b>Benmantha</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 7:42pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:38pm<b>tumblrobsessed</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 12:02am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:47pm<b>Nail9797</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:57pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 12:15pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 10:38am<b>TheSovietOnion</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 6:44pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 7:07pm<b>gingerJ</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 5:21pm<b>cheesybanana703</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 9:42am<b>whatsupitsbrian</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 11:38pm<b>mr_joeyy</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 7:34pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 11/01/2013 at 9:30pm<b>gianni21</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 1:25pm<b>izzie321</b> - the 09/02/2013 at 1:34am<b>kjblack</b> - the 06/20/2013 at 2:59pm

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:47am

MisterDoctor's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of MisterDoctor's badges

MisterDoctor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

by Zippyzoo / 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

by foo / 02/01/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

by RollieCollieUSA / 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

by Fred / 01/06/2009 at 3:28am / Miscellaneous

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

by didi / 01/05/2009 at 5:45am / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

by sly / 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Kids

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

by lopez / 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm / Work

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

by Velian / 12/09/2008 at 3:59am / Love

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

by ehbe / 11/27/2008 at 3:52am / Intimacy