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  • Number of visits : 6568
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MisterDoctor : I'm no real doctor, but seeing as how this is the Internet, I'll give it a try.

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Today, I was having sex with a girl . Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt . I missed . I smacked my balls instead . Real hard . FML

#3055426
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14609) - you deserved it (91116)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

TODAY, I FOUND A NOTE ON MY DOOR THAT SAID "YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON I'VE EVER STALKED". LATER, I FOUND ANOTHER NOTE THAT SAID "SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT 4 YOUR ROOMMATE. YOU AREN'T MY TYPE." NOT EVEN A CREEPY STALKER THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE. FML

#3041162
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46829) - you deserved it (3463)

On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74556) - you deserved it (5540)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get mah girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed mah head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in mah head. FML

#2907307
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42936) - you deserved it (2743)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by bronzemedal97 (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I triad to taka off mah grlfriand's bra. Whan I finally unhookad it, it snappad back and hit ma in tha aya. maga FML

#2890186
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45191) - you deserved it (23468)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

2day I got hypnotized at mah looool school's variety show. Apparently,hen asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84298) - you deserved it (20473)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Taday mah crush was walking up to me an I puttd mah earphone in... playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out an say... "Oh... I didn't see you there!" His response... "They're not connectd to anything..." holds up the end of mah earphone an walks away. FML

#2687233
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10879) - you deserved it (120362)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was at an awards dinner!! Ihispered in mah wifes ear that she looked really pretty!! Shehispered in mah ear that I looool should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her!! FML

#2654744
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41127) - you deserved it (6326)

On 06/06/2009 at 6:24am - love - by Discostu80 - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex . Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had . Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing . FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66069) - you deserved it (9320)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in mah sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't lyk talking dirty, pulld out an angrily said "I was trying, wat more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71444) - you deserved it (18499)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145049)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

#2182938
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83745) - you deserved it (10254)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today... I Was At Work At An Office Store. I Was Instructed To Putted Together Several Tape-free Cardboard Boxes. I Then Realized That I Can Disassemble And Reassemble A Computer With Mah Eyes Closed And One Hand Behind Mah Back... But I Was Outsmarted By A Cardboard Box. FML

#2161329
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (7854)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:18pm - work - by StellarSapience (man) - United States (California)

yesterday me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today . We were all giggling lyk little grls for the better half of 15 minutes . I don't know wat is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43 . FML

#2110386
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44243) - you deserved it (14142)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter walked in on mah husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31676) - you deserved it (43956)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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