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Missy612
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

#19416879
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36603) - you deserved it (6306)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by Sadboy (man) - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24197) - you deserved it (1820)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

#19355231
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21616) - you deserved it (1447)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9164) - you deserved it (28744)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6435) - you deserved it (27186)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16915) - you deserved it (2174)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

#18905780
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15890) - you deserved it (12028)

On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7178) - you deserved it (43612)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

#18806135
216 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50158) - you deserved it (10127)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23791) - you deserved it (22294)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
132 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

#18158885
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21234) - you deserved it (3425)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)



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