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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59710) - you deserved it (7150)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

#3951718
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I agree, your life sucks (98913) - you deserved it (15456)

On 07/22/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by sadinseattle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35388) - you deserved it (94143)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41792) - you deserved it (3886)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by tukker (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, doesn't mean your mom won't walk in your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36148) - you deserved it (9387)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Alwayshappens2me (woman) - United States (California)



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