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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 706
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Miss_Blaine : Cosmetology student in Iowa, USA. I love kittens. No, it's not weird.

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Miss_Blaine's favorite FMLs

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34607) - you deserved it (2941)

On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about. During the interview, I struggled to get my words out and the interviewer angrily told me to, "Get on with it." I continued to struggle and was later kicked out for wasting their time. I have a stutter. FML


Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


I agree, your life sucks (84457) - you deserved it (8736)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (39586) - you deserved it (9512)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML


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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend meeting all of his friends for the first time. My boyfriend went into the kitchen to get me a drink, and after ten minutes I went looking for him. I discovered his friend holding two melons to his chest, mid explanation on how they look exactly like mine. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54712) - you deserved it (12911)

On 08/01/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Maria39018 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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