About MissMooseyGoosey : I like:
Minecraft
e.t. the extra terestrial
i dont like:
your face
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 1:42am - love - by Ouch (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Tor (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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