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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1048
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12254) - you deserved it (68657)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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