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MissIconic
  • Town/Country : palatine, Illinois
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43463) - you deserved it (6384)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

#847487
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52649) - you deserved it (6281)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:53am - love - by effedfosh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

#214447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42251) - you deserved it (103906)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61824) - you deserved it (15468)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5430) - you deserved it (15482)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I regret that break we took. I thought it would lead him to realize that he wanted to stop cheating and flirting with other girls and be with only me forever. Now I'm the girl he cheats on his girlfriend with. FML

#969
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5034) - you deserved it (22468)

On 01/11/2009 at 1:08pm - love - by Celina - United States (California)



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