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MissCherrywhipx
  • Town/Country : Oxford, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 December 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissCherrywhipx : Rawr ;D

Just finished college and now I'm off to uni. I love pugs, hot sunny weather, tea, travelling, Europe, dancing, a good night out and a lie in [:

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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44363) - you deserved it (1068)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52396) - you deserved it (4528)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was leaving work when some creeper start following me. When he asked me for my name, I immediately gave him a fake one. He just laughed and said “I hope to see you soon.” He used my real name. First AND last. I was still wearing my name tag. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33013) - you deserved it (20307)

On 05/23/2009 at 8:14am - work - by kandykrazed17 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (276139) - you deserved it (23295)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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