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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1587
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Mischief109 : I love softball and I read fmls to make my life seem better :)

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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML


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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by rindawg - United States (California)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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