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Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
by EpicFail / 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML
by rindawg / 01/19/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
by Poopy / 01/12/2009 at 11:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…