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Mirailecious

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Mirailecious

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2693
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.

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Mirailecious's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5043) - you deserved it (41486)

On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

#8364767
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11984) - you deserved it (26931)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

#8199501
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14404) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (1569)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

#7874367
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26814) - you deserved it (3902)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (2451)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (74728)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (6294)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15669) - you deserved it (40065)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46220) - you deserved it (7446)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

#7415658
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8433) - you deserved it (55758)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56157) - you deserved it (6416)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

#7353412
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25300) - you deserved it (5316)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (3444)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)



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