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Mirailecious
  • Town/Country : Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1778
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.

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Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28052) - you deserved it (3229)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

#18608467
110 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26548) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
140 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27774) - you deserved it (2603)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
80 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

#18444648
165 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

#18363799
154 comments

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On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

#18344372
111 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 3:44am - health - by Sammy - United States (Georgia)

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

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114 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
120 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML

#18222551
179 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

#18137857
203 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
372 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)



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