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Mirailecious

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Mirailecious

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2576
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.

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Mirailecious's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML

#19677033
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7351) - you deserved it (22970)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:07am - work - by emliv12 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (2011)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56387) - you deserved it (3050)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18614) - you deserved it (3844)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

#19572629
267 comments

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (2038)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38841) - you deserved it (3537)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19119) - you deserved it (1708)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14772) - you deserved it (25764)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20517) - you deserved it (1729)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36728) - you deserved it (2403)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9910) - you deserved it (45994)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20052) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (2440)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States



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