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Mirailecious
  • Town/Country : Saudi Arabia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1839
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.

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Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (3981)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35943) - you deserved it (2343)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8332) - you deserved it (41546)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19948) - you deserved it (3119)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18703) - you deserved it (2370)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

#19113107
162 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (5318)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24547) - you deserved it (1792)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

#18811640
146 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (4700)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (41624)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)



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