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Today, I spent the night with my boyfriend as he promised me that his parents and younger brother, who I have yet to meet, were out of town until Tuesday. We were awoken by his mother screaming, telling me that she doesn't want girls in the house corrupting her baby boy. He's 20. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 8:21pm - love - by Living_Loving (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 8:10am - love - by FBfail (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:42am - love - by OmniVore (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by Craig (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)
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