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About Mirailecious : I have 3 annoying little brothers. Don't know how I survive.
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Today , my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if u have sex before getting married , you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you!! Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell , but sexually active as well!! FML
today as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML
TODAY... MY PARENTS SAT ME DOWN AN TOLD ME THAT I'M ADOPTED. I TOOK IT IN STRIDE... AN REASSURED THEM THAT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED... THERE MY TRUE PARENTS. THAT ANNOYED THEM. APPARENTLY THEHOLE THING WAS A PRANK FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO...HICH I RUINED BY NOT CRYING OR FREAKING OUT.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometime I feel lyk he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML
as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML
Today, mah boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with mah kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guyho claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML
Today , I had a rough day and was extremely tred!! I took a nap on the couch , and woke up to a guy robbing mah house!! I pretended I was still sleeping , waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely!! I ended up falling back asleep!! FML
Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015