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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MinnesotaMakesMe : I love talking to people, so talk to me
I'm a jock with a lot of nerd in me :) I played hockey for 10 years and soccer my entire life. Ultimate frisbee and disc golf are new additions.
But I also love movies, and quote lines from them habitually accents and all haha. And I probably play too much xbox for any one person. Call of Duty mw2 is by far the best video game ever made.
My name is Ryan Bujold, if you have a Facebook feel free! I'm nice to everyone, unless I get a serial killer vibe. Then I'll be REALLY nice. Ha

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MinnesotaMakesMe's favorite FMLs

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML

#16882947
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (56239)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

#16876120
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46960) - you deserved it (6385)

On 06/27/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by grizzlybear (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML

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142 comments

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On 06/26/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40502) - you deserved it (3475)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
309 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34484) - you deserved it (6414)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

#6665165
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (4341)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)



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