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About MinnesotaMakesMe : I love talking to people, so talk to me
I'm a jock with a lot of nerd in me :) I played hockey for 10 years and soccer my entire life. Ultimate frisbee and disc golf are new additions.
But I also love movies, and quote lines from them habitually accents and all haha. And I probably play too much xbox for any one person. Call of Duty mw2 is by far the best video game ever made.
My name is Ryan Bujold, if you have a Facebook feel free! I'm nice to everyone, unless I get a serial killer vibe. Then I'll be REALLY nice. Ha
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
Monday 30 November 2015