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Mikko8
  • Town/Country : Riga, Latvia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14283) - you deserved it (39130)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 9:52am - love - by ac-hoo (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (19658)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
102 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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