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About Mikeymikey : No one cares about the ranting..
ON a serious note
You want some real FML? go to Congo or remote parts of africa where rape and death is everyday's FML for lots of ppl. Life generally sucks but it's usually worse for the next guy. So man up and move on. life deserves to be lived right for those who can. Some just don't have a choice.

Seriously FML isn't what it was..
Has anyone realised that most FML's are written by total strangers that suddenly pop up on FML?? but when normal FML members want to write an FML it is not accepted?? auto generated FML's?? mmhh... What say you? AaARGGGGh!!!

Ignorance is bliss, so's island life on the weekends :p
Pirates are kewl... aarrrgh!!
SO much negativity up there.... here's a positive thought... GTFO
:) jokin!!!

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89892) - you deserved it (15620)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15102) - you deserved it (79693)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20395) - you deserved it (78025)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23115) - you deserved it (70325)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39868) - you deserved it (85506)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71605) - you deserved it (8475)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (712745) - you deserved it (478529)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

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