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  • Number of visits : 3512
  • Number of comments : 262
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About MigraineurOfLife : Listen to the silence, listen to the madness... I feel they are one & the same.

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Instagram & Draw Something: Migraineuroflifr --- note there is an R on the end unlike the accidental e that I used in my name here, FML. Ha!

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TODAY I FOUND OUTHY U SHOULDN'T DROP INSTANT MASHED POTATOES IN A FISH TANK, ESPECIALLYHEN U HAVE EXPENSIVE FISH. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7052) - you deserved it (40464)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Was Sitting On Tha Bus And As I'm Quita Short My Lags Wara Dangling. Soma Guy, Who Wasn't Looking Whara Ha Was Going, Trippad Ovar My Foot And Want Flying. Ha And Avaryona Alsa On Tha Bus Glarad At Ma Lyk It Was Dalibarata. Tha Man Naxt To Ma Avan Changad Saats In Disgust. FML

#19138227
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (2922)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34274) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I signed the divorce papers mah wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. big fat FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33945) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers mah wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. big fat FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33945) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, I realizd that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

#19105886
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (3772)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a hobo threw up on mah carhile at a red light. He then asked me looool for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25842) - you deserved it (2155)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and laundry stolen. FML

#19092499
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31813) - you deserved it (3554)

On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)

2day I sat in mah boss' office as he bitchd me out 4 bieng "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing mah "piss-poor attitude," he askd me wat I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8792) - you deserved it (66339)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me ( the dread of answering a phone call . ) When I asked him 4 an explanation, his reply was, ( For what? ) FML

#19039937
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24145) - you deserved it (2411)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I took ma first sower in weeks after aving ad spinal surgery. My sister flusd a toilet. I couldn't reac te nozzle or ma cane to get off te sower benc, and all I could do was sit tere as scalding ot water sprayd all over me. big fat FML

#19033928
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36850) - you deserved it (1905)

On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today... I Had A Package Stolen From My Porch. It Was A Shipment Of Customized M And M's For A Valentine's Gift. I Spent $60 For Someone Else To Eat ( I Love You ) Messages. FML

#19016229
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24880) - you deserved it (3561)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:11am - money - by kirstiexoxo (woman) - United States

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my carhen a man walking behind me told me not to be scared!! I turned around to tell him there was no problem!! He was naked!!

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France



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