Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Migole

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

Migole

20Fucked!

MigoleMigole
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7316
  • Number of comments : 278
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Migole : My boyfriend says I'm addicted to this site :P Might be true.

Migole's page activity

Visits<b>TheDog6</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:45am<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:43am<b>ariasmake1</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 3:50am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:57am<b>kaykicing</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 12:10am<b>jdnaus</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:49pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:49am<b>sxdryv</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:43am<b>dutchy86</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:49am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:23am<b>MissEris</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:10am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 12:51am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 12:38am<b>TPH1979</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:24pm<b>SheepCouch</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:22pm<b>josh7279</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:58pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:56pm<b>RandomUsername88</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:24pm

Fucked!<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 11:43am<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:56am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:07am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:06am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 10:34pm<b>mccrightp</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:46pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:51pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 8:07pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:45pm<b>devi_916</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Johnnycake23</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:14pm<b>xninix</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:25am<b>Holybatman</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:40am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:24am<b>Jareth_King</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:05am<b>kittyninja19</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:11am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 10:18pm

Migole's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Migole's badges

Migole's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20295) - you deserved it (54063)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

#15649522
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12618) - you deserved it (32744)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by RedFace (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39647) - you deserved it (21483)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42153) - you deserved it (11396)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35991) - you deserved it (5071)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115337) - you deserved it (6964) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135188) - you deserved it (6000)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

#14282049
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30337) - you deserved it (6314)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

#14263192
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48972) - you deserved it (3040)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

#14263192
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48972) - you deserved it (3040)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:31pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123235) - you deserved it (16702)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

#13139163
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15872) - you deserved it (21858)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35015) - you deserved it (3719)

On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104118) - you deserved it (6067)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to take a nap before a big job interview at 6. I set two alarm clocks to make sure I didn't miss it, but I woke up at 5:59. As I'm scrambling in a panic to get out the door, my mom says calmly, "I took your alarm clocks out of your room because you looked really tired today." FML

#10841820
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (3174)

On 05/29/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by thanksmum (woman) - Germany (Berlin)



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: