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Migole

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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 6305
  • Number of comments : 259
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Migole : My boyfriend says I'm addicted to this site :P Might be true.

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Visits<b>Lifei</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 8:46pm<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 7:12pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:41pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 3:00pm<b>DirtyFries</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:17pm<b>devi_916</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 3:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 8:06am<b>Johnnycake23</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:14pm<b>KazersGamers</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 1:44am<b>staaacey</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 9:22pm<b>fallenshadow16</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:10pm<b>hayleyy_silver</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 11:27am<b>firelegend</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:46am<b>xninix</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:25pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 5:56pm<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 3:50pm<b>PilyoRosas</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:37am

Fucked!<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:45pm<b>devi_916</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:05pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Johnnycake23</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:14pm<b>xninix</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:25am<b>Holybatman</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:40am<b>lukian</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:24am<b>Jareth_King</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:05am<b>kittyninja19</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:11am<b>briang959</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 10:18pm<b>kimg0885</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:02pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:09pm

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Migole's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML

#19923012
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31546) - you deserved it (2756)

On 07/11/2012 at 9:29am - intimacy - by Sherry - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

#19921973
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22256) - you deserved it (8898)

On 07/11/2012 at 1:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though; he's not a rapist. FML

#19918640
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34191) - you deserved it (2155)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML

#19913768
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17479) - you deserved it (22280)

On 07/09/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by Nofriends (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33988) - you deserved it (1597)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (6458)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

#19899247
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (3113)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52207) - you deserved it (2427)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

#19839464
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27637) - you deserved it (1493)

On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

#19828397
275 comments

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11985) - you deserved it (26445)

On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27510) - you deserved it (8220)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (2847)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, Child Protective Services came to my house, because my 7-year-old son told people at school that he was uncomfortable sleeping in his uncle's bed. I had to explain to them that the uncle in question died 2 years ago, and that's why it felt weird. FML

#19713901
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (2366)

On 06/01/2012 at 3:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49408) - you deserved it (4594)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)



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