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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
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