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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1972
  • Number of comments : 1156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About MidnaLink : I'm usually a pretty nice guy, like to play games a lot (keep me away from CoD, or any fps game for that matter), and I also care about my friends. I favor anime, but mainly SJ shows, and I love Bleach and Attack on Titan. Also getting into Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) PM me if you got something to say, good or bad, i'll respond to your words.

Believe it or not, I'm also not a damn Brony!!

Favorite FML users: DocBastard, NoorFML, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and Pentium4.

Did I forget to mention Pleonasm... sometimes.

That's all folks!

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MidnaLink's favorite FMLs

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42372) - you deserved it (3312)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15268) - you deserved it (41395)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (96922)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26156) - you deserved it (505093)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

#1844293
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (135623) - you deserved it (8887)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

#819643
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118460) - you deserved it (7191)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the alloted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me "rules are rules." FML

#657001
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138526) - you deserved it (6224)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:35am - health - by hospitalflunky (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60471) - you deserved it (13191)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)



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