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MidnaLink
  • Town/Country : London, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 915
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About MidnaLink : I'm usually a pretty nice guy, like to play games a lot (keep me away from CoD, or any fps game for that matter), and I also care about my friends. I favor anime, but mainly SJ shows, and I love Bleach! PM me if you got something to say, good or bad, i'll respond to your words.

Believe it or not, I'm also not a damn Brony!!

Favorite FML users: DocBastard, NoorFML, Perdix, ManInTheMachine, and Pentium4.

Did I forget to mention Pleonasm... sometimes.

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Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112730) - you deserved it (6694)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the alloted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me "rules are rules." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (131396) - you deserved it (5738)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:35am - health - by hospitalflunky (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55818) - you deserved it (12070)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)



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