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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Midgey93 : Nicolee
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Midgey93's favorite FMLs

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (11760)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

#15102397
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31727) - you deserved it (15663)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45644) - you deserved it (5822)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1144181) - you deserved it (115289)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
504 comments

I agree, your life sucks (231220) - you deserved it (81119)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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