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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 779
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Midgey93 : Nicolee
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Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38374) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

#15178043
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33892) - you deserved it (4014)

On 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by Worstjob (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

#15166184
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2774)

On 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm - health - by stillsick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17611) - you deserved it (83122)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

#15165493
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12918) - you deserved it (36210)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm - health - by Baileyy - United States

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

#15164938
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27212) - you deserved it (11793)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

#15162560
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15903) - you deserved it (56236)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

#15162100
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13410) - you deserved it (40579)

On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47928) - you deserved it (13779)

On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

#15160394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35361) - you deserved it (2380)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:41am - animals - by notacatperson (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

#15158966
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (4013)

On 03/01/2011 at 1:26am - love - by j -

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26397) - you deserved it (15034)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

#15152021
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27378) - you deserved it (6003)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

#15151790
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31523) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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