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Midgey93

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1099
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Midgey93 : Nicolee
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Midgey93's favorite FMLs

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

by elfy2 / 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm / Kids

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

by Worstjob / 03/02/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Idaho) / Work

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

by stillsick / 03/01/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

by Baileyy / 03/01/2011 at 6:18pm / United States / Geek

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

by nothingisreal69 / 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm / Reserved / Animals

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2011 at 11:21am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

by WhyMe? / 03/01/2011 at 8:24am / Intimacy

Today, I realised how poor I am when I found myself fishing out a two dollar coin someone had left behind in a public toilet bowl. FML

by youshitme / 03/01/2011 at 7:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money

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Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML

by notacatperson / 03/01/2011 at 5:41am / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Animals

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

by j / 03/01/2011 at 1:26am / Work

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

by handyjon / 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Work