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MidgetInvasion's favorite FMLs
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML
by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids
by superscript / 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous
by livingstonjamie / 01/13/2015 at 3:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by PO'd big bro / 01/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
by ashamed / 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2014 at 3:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
by 404: fuck not given / 11/23/2014 at 11:34am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by wtfdad / 11/16/2014 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…