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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mforce : I don't know why you're here,
Presumably because my cat is adorable. That's all the info on me you will ever get.

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Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

#20053719
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11531) - you deserved it (27705)

On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)

Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML

#19983416
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38331) - you deserved it (8188)

On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

#19722662
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (2772)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by must.not.itch. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45167) - you deserved it (7739)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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