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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2135
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MexicanObama : Getting drunk with hot friends is the best!

I really really wanna go Skydiving some day

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Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML

#19156948
262 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

#19152367
36 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 6:36am - misc - by Lovernotafighter (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10965) - you deserved it (39420)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
143 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
198 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
381 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

#19121013
107 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

#19119927
142 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
183 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
115 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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