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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 November 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2008
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About MexicanObama : Getting drunk with hot friends is the best!

I really really wanna go Skydiving some day

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54019) - you deserved it (312995)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233020) - you deserved it (31018)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

#1435
21 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:31am - love - by Noname - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (14179)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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