About Metzler31 : 20 years old from Philadelphia
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You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Metzler31's favorite FMLs
Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML
by cockblockingbitch / 01/25/2009 at 12:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…