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  • Number of visits : 6138
  • Number of comments : 228
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About Metzler31 : 19 years old from Philadelphia

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Metzler31's favorite FMLs

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47566) - you deserved it (3736)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (7745)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

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