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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51674) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (2951)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25823) - you deserved it (1945)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29324) - you deserved it (19151)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31703) - you deserved it (2341)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (43746)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37079) - you deserved it (6700)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17703) - you deserved it (83419)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43475) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12608) - you deserved it (51774)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

#13782516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39145) - you deserved it (7003)

On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML

#13235647
66 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair resemble a bloated pumpkin. FML

#12918754
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10504) - you deserved it (29089)

On 09/05/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by xXRowynXx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

#12915850
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (4609)

On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

#11123342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33885) - you deserved it (3698)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States



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