MetallicaRules19

Search for a member

MetallicaRules19

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2057
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

MetallicaRules19's page activity

Visits<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:52pm<b>screamogirl123</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 1:55am<b>kageboy</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:36am<b>Shadow9876</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:51pm<b>DownFaLL57</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 2:39pm<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 8:40pm<b>sojo0427</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:25am<b>supertacowaffle</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:02am<b>DaFisch</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:23pm<b>Shrunk</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 6:37pm<b>redrain567</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 6:11pm<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:04pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 11:27pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:42am<b>bossness061</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:57pm<b>hahacats</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:54pm<b>hafyyyy</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 8:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:28am

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 2:52am<b>screamogirl123</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 7:55am<b>sojo0427</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:25pm<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:43pm

MetallicaRules19's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of MetallicaRules19's badges

MetallicaRules19's favorite FMLs

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

by Jobby / 06/30/2012 at 8:48am / Health

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

by Aaron / 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm / Miscellaneous

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

by Anon / 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm / United States / Love

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

by ApparentDrugAddict / 08/08/2011 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML

by Username / 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair resemble a bloated pumpkin. FML

by xXRowynXx / 09/05/2010 at 3:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML

by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health