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by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
by Anon / 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm / United States / Love
by ApparentDrugAddict / 08/08/2011 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, my mum suggested that I should take self-defense lessons just in case I ever get attacked. Jokingly, I said, "As long as I walk under street lamps, no one is going to touch me." She replied, "Well, you never know, they might mistake you for someone good looking." FML
by Username / 09/28/2010 at 12:16pm / Miscellaneous
by xXRowynXx / 09/05/2010 at 3:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by urgg / 09/05/2010 at 10:20am / United States / Intimacy
by MegahnDN / 06/11/2010 at 10:33am / United States / Health
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…