About Metallica36176 : I try to find something in every subject I like...so Im kind of easy to get along with. Anything that has to do with Zelda gets an instant like/thumb up. Like if your username, profile pic, or comment has anything to do with it - instant like. :) The only thing I hate about FML is proof that people are assholes. I hate when people are mean for no reason whatsoever. It pisses me off to see some asshole reply to a comment with a stupid smartass remark such as "No. Just no." People have the right to comment but just stop being dicks. Now if they are being that way first and deserve it cool, but there is no reason to just be an ass.
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Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by thatchick3333 - United States (California)
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
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Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands
Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands
Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my wife purposefully eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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